5 Reasons to NOT read this….

Hold on to your horses, or fancy dressed cows, I’m talking about a book: my latest release Stockman’s Stormcloud.

THE LIST OF REASONS TO NOT READ THIS… BEGINS HERE

1/- Dex! Dex! Dex! He’s the rebel bad boy who has a tale to tell. If you want to skip the emotions and the occasional snort-laugh, smile, raised eyebrow and possible gasp or two, do NOT read this book. You wouldn’t want to risk getting swoony over a potential new book boyfriend. Do you?

2/- It is NOT your typical medical/ sports romance. Because…

A- it’s set in a bush hospital in the outback with a cat cruising its corridors, and
B- it’s about an illegal sport that would give the police a field day if they ever crashed that party.
C- it involves cows. Cattle. Bulls. And places where cows come from, except milk. These cows don’t do milk!

So if you like the stereo-typical regulated sports romance set in a sedentary field, and not some dusty outback paddock, then please take your seat in the bleachers and watch the grass grow elsewhere. By skipping this story, you may end up learning about a sport in a truly unique setting.

Stick to your lane.

Play it safe.

Isn’t that what we’ve all be told. Right?

Still need another reason to not read this book?

3/- History is boring. So is storytelling. Oh, and let’s not start with learning stuff. So you’ll find the triple threat in this book. We learn the historical story of how Elsie Creek Station got her name, some local legends, myths and more. I suggest we just skip the history lesson, and skip this story.

4/-Then we have these annoying things called characters taking up space in the story. Such as:

The Bad Boy.
Those bad ex’s
Grumpy cowboys
Impatient patients
Big brothers who’ll fight back
And a redhead on her own mission!

To avoid possible sleep disturbances (where you too can count fancy dressed-up cows in your sleep), from being up all night reading this story, I’d skip it. Routine matters, hon.

5/- If you want dumb characters who cry like babies and expect men to rescue them, then this book isn’t for you. Because it contains strong and smart female characters who aren’t afraid to fight for what they want. They’d have to be, as they’re in one of the harshest, remote locations in Australia—the Northern Territory Outback.

Okay, so my job is done, peanut, I’ve given you 5 reasons not to read this, so we can go now.

Wait. Wait. Waaaaait!

If you’re used to reading the same style of small-town/ sports/ medical romances where the setting means nothing with generic descriptions that simply tell you: it’s just a farm, then this book is NOT for you.

But if you are looking for a story set in a truly unique setting that isn’t near some beach, bay, or capital city, but the rugged and remote outback so real, you’ll feel the gritty dust on your skin, or the warmth of the sun, in a place where the real stockmen call home—then this book is for you.

Aaaand, if you’re looking for that perfect excuse to skip the laundry, the housework, the in-laws, and everything else that’ll get in your way of a good time please blame it on this book!

So be daring, babe.

Be bold.

Don’t listen to peer pressure, when you’re the captain of your own life-cruise!

Be the queen who buys her own gifts and read STOCKMAN’S STORMCLOUD today…

You might just love it.