It’s the anniversary for Avoiding the Pity Party—does that sound like a self-help book to you?
Err… no.
It’s a bit more than that. Well, it could be?
I mean a pity party is just a party, where there could be a pity party dress, pity party music, pity party favours, a pity party game… all those things we search for to soothe those wretched miserable moments in life. The interpretations of the pity party are as individual as the person.
But, this is not that kind of self-help book.
It is a story about family, friendship, and a very awkward journey towards finding love. It’s a story that reminded me of some of the simple things of life we forget in today’s busy world.
Celebrate with this anniversary gift
No doubt you are a fine-tuned bargain shopstar, who understands that when it comes to clothes one size does NOT fit all. It’s the same for stories.
So why should you compromise YOUR tastes or YOUR time on something that isn’t right for YOU?
I get it, I do. With a flood of free stories out there, we all flick through the first chapter and it’s…
“Meh, read it, seen it… next!”
Or,
“Huh… okay…” As you read a little further into the story your saying to yourself, ‘Mmm, I don’t mind this…’’
Where you could end up with an ESCAPE TO HAPPILY EVER AFTER without leaving the comforts of home.
What’s the inside scoop on this story?
I gathered the goods for you in one pretty party favour. Seriously, I write for YOU to Escape the stresses of today and that’s through my stories.
And so, this party package is all about AVOIDING THE PITY PARTY.
Starting with:
❤️The full first chapter
❤️The unseen chapter (Yep, I dived under the editor’s desk to wrestle with the dusty bunnies for this!)
❤️Loads of fun blog links that suit the story.
❤️There’s even a playlist to liven up your own pity party for one—in the best possible way.
The fun in the fine print…
(Only coz there’s a writer in the room!)
You know how you see the fine print on packages you normally ignore. I know I do, but I just couldn’t ignore this!
WARNING: YOU’RE ABOUT TO LOSE your lunch money on a secretmagicmoneymakingweightlosingantiageing (*breathe) a formula so cleverly concocted by the gargantuan gurus of some far exotic hinterland’s downtown chemistry lab—
Err, no. Just foolin’ with you in a bit of wordplay. It’s my job, right? And I loooove my job.
Anyway, the fine print is my way of saying, I just wanted to tell you that there are more fun links inside for you to explore.
Go on, you’ve made it this far down the page, take the plunge and download your gift TODAY and join in the party.
Because you deserve a 5-minute escape on me!
**All still images relating to this post’s topic are via the talented & fabulous photographers at https://unsplash.com/ Thanks guys.
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