Psst… Hey, you, the amazing Romance Reader, let’s ignore the flamingo skating around this reader’s stack of bookshelves and talk about flipping an F-word.

How Flipping an F-word could go either way

It could be one of those moments when you hear the barista mumbling a string of F-words, behind the counter of his super-busy coffee shop because you asked for a cup of tea. Can you say flat foam-free French-filtered frappe three times really fast?

What about that literary masterpiece of F-words taken to a whole new level of English from the irate driver waving fists at everyone while waiting for the traffic lights to go green? His impressive red-faced expressions match the language and hand gestures to cleverly display his feelings for road rules, traffic, and his love of flipping an F-word! Can you say fender-bending fuel-guzzling firetruck real fast?

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Flipping an F-word in public may cause serious side effects.

To flip an F-word in certain situations may create some unwarranted side-effects like a gasp, accompanied by a fast and furious roll of rosary beads by your old primary school teacher.

Or it barely raises the eyebrows of that glazy-eyed mother of four boys, who escapes the house just to sit at a factory’s conveyor belt to watch bolts pass her by while nursing last night’s Book Club hangover.

There is a time, place, and certain forms of public stoning shaming opinion that do matter when flipping an F-word. We all know that certain F-words may cause your grandmother’s cup of tea to topple onto that black tweed skirt, handed down from your great-grandmother’s second cousin’s wardrobe, that belongs to the cat with white fur. Because everyone knows white cats love black.

So flipping an F-word requires skill, tact, a whopping big thesaurus, and a mind-reader to help find the right crowd to fit with the right F-word or it’s embarrassing gasps all round.

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When an F-word finds the perfect time and place

An F-word can mean one thing or something else entirely, like:

Family

Friends

Foes (That may involve Fisticuffs.)

Feuds (Of the family and neighbourly variety—because everyone loves a good neighbourly feud!)

Fishing and Flowers  (Oooh, didn’t that just make me want to name my sourdough starter Flour-Fish.)

What about a fabulous, fun-filled fluff-free piece of fiction that is F-bomb free that’ll fuel some romance readers into a reading frenzy?

F-bomb free—did she say?

Yes, a book free from F-bombs—that hasn’t been written for children who’d enjoy fantastic F-words like fandangled and flibbertigibberty.

Why? What F-word did you think I was referring to?  Hmm…

So let’s escape the world of judgy baristas, neighbourhood-stalking Karens, road-ragers who hate Monday, and those dishes left in the sink since Sunday, by stepping off the hamster wheel and spoiling yourself with this fabulously F-bomb-free new release:

BUFFALO DUST: It’s about friends, foes and BFuffaloes.

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